Elements of Murder

Elements of Murder

A Short Project for Screenwriting Class


               INT. -- CELL

               KIRK, SPOCK, "BONES" MCCOY, NURSE CHAPEL and a red-shirted
               SECURITY OFFICER are imprisoned in a large, sleek, windowless
               metallic- grey cell. Above them, protruding from the high
               ceiling, are a set of common household objects, seemingly
               molded directly out of the same material as the rest of the
               cell - a chair, a bathtub, a fireplace. The only other
               decoration in the cell is a large image of Earth, with the
               letters "htraE" set into the wall beside the image.

               Kirk runs towards the bolted door at full tilt.

                                   SPOCK
                         Inadvisable, Jim.

               Kirk slams into the door.

                                   KIRK
                         Owww!

                                   SPOCK
                         Pure titanium, Jim. Expert
                         craftsmanship - quite fascinating.

                                   MCCOY
                         Will you quit! Help us figure out
                         how to escape! You green-blooded
                         ...

                                   KIRK 
                         Spock, Bones, stop it for goddsake!

               Kirk rubs his shoulder, grimacing with pain.

                                   KIRK (CONT'D)
                         Bones is right. We don't have much
                         time. They said they'd kill one of
                         us each minute we're in here, until
                         only one is left. It's a sick game,
                         but we don't have many options.

               Kirk looks suddenly at the red-shirted security officer.
               Spock, too, turns to stare at him.

                                   SECURITY OFFICER 
                         I know what you're thinking ...

                                   KIRK
                         Mister, swap shirts. If somebody is
                         killed first, it should be me.

                                   MCCOY
                         Jim ...

                                   KIRK
                         Quick, Mister!

               Kirk and the security officer swap shirts. Suddenly, Nurse
               Chapel shrieks. Kirk swivels round to see Nurse Chapel
               descending into a suddenly liquid section of the floor.

                                   NURSE CHAPEL
                         Mr Spock! Help me!

               Spock and Kirk crouch down next to the liquid floor and each
               grabs an arm. It's no good. Nurse Chapel is pulled helplessly
               under and Kirk and Spock have to let go of her. Instantly,
               the ground solidifies, and only the top of Chapel's
               impeccably coiffured platinum hair remains visible.

                                   MCCOY
                         She's dead, Jim.

                                   KIRK
                         I can see that, Bones. But why
                         Chapel? Why not me? I'm wearing the
                         red-shirt.

                                   SPOCK
                         The writing on the wall, spelling
                         Earth backwards. The objects on the
                         ceiling. Logic is inverted in this
                         room, Captain. Inverted logic
                         suggests the man in the red-shirt
                         will now be the only survivor.

                                   KIRK
                         Quick, Spock, swap shirts with me.

                                   MCCOY
                         Gee, thanks Jim.

                                   KIRK
                         Not now Bones. Come on Spock,
                         that's an order.

               Kirk and Spock swap shirts. 

                                   KIRK
                         What about the objects on the
                         ceiling? Maybe there's something we
                         can use? Bones, you're the lightest
                         of us. Climb up on my shoulders,
                         and see if you can find anything.

               Bones clambers on to Kirk's shoulders, and reaches up to
               explore the ceiling. He starts with the bathtub.

                                   MCCOY
                         Nothing here, Jim. It's solid. Part
                         of the ceiling. No plug hole.

                                   KIRK
                         What about the fireplace?

               Kirk staggers towards the wall so that McCoy can take a look
               at the fireplace. A sheet of intense blue flame shoots out of
               the fireplace and instantly incinerates the top half of
               McCoy's body. For an instant, a stupified Kirk stands still
               with McCoy's lifeless legs wrapped around his neck. Spock
               pulls the legs off him, and the two men stare at each other.

                                   SPOCK
                         My commiserations, Jim. I know how
                         much you cared for him.

                                   KIRK
                         Cared for him? He was your friend
                         too, Spock. Don't you have any
                         feelings for him?

                                   SPOCK
                         Captain, I'm endeavoring to
                         determine the mode and manner of
                         the two deaths. There is a logic
                         here. The image of the Earth on the
                         wall, what does that tell you?

                                   KIRK
                         Help me out, here ...

                                   SPOCK
                         Miss Chapel was killed by being
                         absorbed by the ground. The earth.

                                   KIRK
                         Yes?

                                   SPOCK
                         And Dr McCoy incinerated by fire.

                                   KIRK
                         Way ahead of you! That means...?

                                   SPOCK
                         The four elements, Captain. Earth,
                         fire, water and air.

                                   KIRK
                         My thoughts exactly, Spock.

                                   SPOCK
                         And their ordering. Interesting, I
                         believe that water will be the next
                         mode of death, Captain.

                                   SECURITY OFFICER
                         Uh, why water, Sir?

                                   SPOCK
                         The order in which the elements
                         first occurred on Earth, Ensign.
                         First there was the Earth.

                                   SECURITY OFFICER
                         Then there was light!

                                   SPOCK
                         Well, not exactly, Ensign. Then
                         there was Vulcanism.

                                   KIRK
                         We're talking about my planet,
                         Spock, not yours!

                                   SPOCK
                         I'm referring to volcanic
                         eruptions, Captain. Fire.

                                   KIRK
                         Oh.

                                   SPOCK
                         And before an atmosphere could
                         form, it was necessary for the
                         oceans to form - water.

               Simultaneously, all three of them stare up at the ceiling,
               looking at the bathtub molded into the ceiling. They shift to
               the far corner of the cell, and crouch, staring across at the 
               bathtub. Suddenly, the security officer starts grabbing his
               own face. Spock and Jim turn to stare at him. The officer now
               longer has a mouth or nose, but just a flat, smooth surface
               stretching from his eyes to his chin. His eyes, stare wildly
               as his hands flail at his own face.

                                   KIRK
                         Help him Spock

                                   SPOCK
                         Fascinating. Air. Or the lack of
                         it. Again, inverted logic.

                                   KIRK
                         Spock, now's not the time!

               Spock attempts to force his finger through the skin of the
               security officer's neck in order to make a hole through which
               air can enter the windpipe. But it's too late. The officer
               lies slumped back, lifeless.

               Kirk stands up and stares at Spock.

                                   KIRK
                         There's only you and me left. 

                                   SPOCK
                         Yes, and only water remaining as
                         the mode of death.

                                   KIRK
                         It should be you, Spock.

                                   SPOCK
                         Captain. Logic suggests that
                         yourself, as the commanding
                         officer, should survive.

                                   KIRK
                         Spock, when I said it should be
                         you, that's what I was referring
                         to. In other words, you next.

               Kirk starts to push Kirk towards the bathtub.

                                   SPOCK
                         Jim. This is not like you. I can
                         only conclude that the aliens have
                         taken control of your mind.

                                   KIRK
                         Nuh uh, Spock. It's logical. Let's
                         say I stand under the bathtub, then
                         I die, right?

                                   SPOCK
                         Impeccable logic.

                                   KIRK
                         But let's say, you die? Then I'm
                         left alive, and nobody else is left
                         alive to witness my behavior.

                                   SPOCK
                         Again, I cannot fault your logic.

               Spock stands patiently under the bathtub, staring without
               emotion at Kirk, a few feet away. Suddenly, a transparent
               container forms around Kirk, floor to ceiling, and water
               gushes in from the ceiling. It takes two minutes for his
               struggles to cease, while Spock explores the seams of the
               cylinder. Finally, Kirks sinks to the bottom, dead.

                                   SPOCK
                         Fascinating.

               Spock looks around and notices that the body of the security
               officer is gone. McCoy's legs and Chapels hairdo, too, have
               vanished. Kirk's body is gone too.

               Suddenly, the metal door of the cell opens, and a dazed
               security officer enters, followed by Kirk, McCoy, and Chapel.

                                   SPOCK (CONT'D)
                         I'm happy to see you well.

                                   MCCOY
                         You, "happy", Spock? 

                                   SPOCK
                         Merely my logical concern that
                         Starfleet retains three officers.

                                   MCCOY
                         Three? Did those aliens screw with
                         that mathematical brain of yours?
                         There are four of us!

                                   SPOCK
                         Yes, but my concern does not
                         include the Captain. He attempted
                         to make me the next to die.

               McCoy turns to face Kirk, doubt on his face.

                                   MCCOY
                         Is that true, Jim?

                                   KIRK
                         I can explain everything. You see,
                         I knew that the aliens had inverted
                         logic. Logic suggested that I would
                         sacrifice myself to save Spock. So
                         I inverted that and ... You're not
                         buying this, are you?

               Four Starfleet heads shake side to side.